I am going to a pool party this morning...short of sawing off a leg, how do Iose 20 lb. by sunup?

comeon........someone think of a plan real quick
I am going to a pool party this morning...short of sawing off a leg, how do Iose 20 lb. by sunup?
sunup its not a word and the only way is with lipo. and youll still have bandages. you should have thought of this before eating all that junk food and cake and ice cream and steak and then laying on your couch and watching tv.
I am going to a pool party this morning...short of sawing off a leg, how do Iose 20 lb. by sunup?
take laxitives


and go to the toilet alot.


but you aren%26#039;t going to lose alot of weight :p
Reply:It actually helps you look thinner and look like you have more muscle if you do a few sit-ups and push-ups a few minutes before you go. I do this before I go to the beach. Other than that, just chill and if you get hngry eat an apple.
Reply:sunup is a word





and i%26#039;m sorry but it%26#039;s just not doable (that%26#039;s a word too), even if you took laxatives like suggested you wouldn%26#039;t lose any body fat, so you wouldn%26#039;t look any different.





maybe you should take a bath, do your nails, pamper yourself so that you feel you best at whatever weight you are.
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Reply:The guy on the radio said that preparation H was bad for you because of over use such as you state.To prevent the damage follow with cortisone .Apparently generous application to fat flaps will reduce capillary and fat cell content.
Reply:Laxatives WON%26#039;T work, you%26#039;re body has already processed the fats etc.











You can%26#039;t do it. The best thing you can hope for is loss of fluid retention, book yourself into one of those spas that do that massage thing and apparently you can loose two kilos in fluid build-up and it will get rid of cellulite. Another type of spa method is a seaweed wrap, same results. Look in mags for a spa, I don%26#039;t know any offhand... but good luck booking at such late notice.
Reply:u would have planed earlier, at this point no way,


u hate showing ua legs? then use a circling kit.or go to a GYM 4 7 HOURS
Reply:Go get a spray tan at a place that does mystic tanning asap. It makes you look slimmer but you have to do it like 12 hours before you go or it will wash off.
Reply:Are you asking this question just for the sake of it, or because you%26#039;re bored?





That%26#039;s impossible.





You don%26#039;t want to saw off a leg? OK, saw off 2 arms:)